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twitter.com/peekturedis:

    Anonymous asked: How do dick pics make u feel?


    Answer:

    ladyironlungs:

    the-inspired-lesbian:

    This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.

    — 11 hours ago with 178321 notes

    inthetwilightzone:

    Thank you for the 1k+ followers!

    RULES:

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    • Have your ask box OPEN

    WHAT YOU COULD WIN:

    • Season 1 DVD
    • New Stories From The Twilight Zone by Rod Serling

    Giveaway ends October 4th at midnight
    (eastern time, I am in Georgia, USA)
    A winner will be randomly selected and contacted by October 7th,
    If that person does not respond by the 7th, another winner will be randomly selected
    Please be 18+ or have a parent or guardian’s permission to give out your mailing address

    Unfortunately, I can only ship to the US and Canada unless you provide shipping costs

    (via artemisofbana)

    — 11 hours ago with 329 notes

    upworthy:

    I Was Ready To Be Offended By This ‘Ray Rice Makeup Tutorial,’ Until She Put On Her Foundation

    The footage of former Ravens running back Ray Rice punching his then-fiancée in the face started a much-needed conversation about domestic violence. This comedian took a completely different approach with a “Ray Rice Inspired Makeup Tutorial” that could’ve gone so incredibly wrong but instead gets it so so right.

    (via wishinonthemorninstar)

    — 1 day ago with 4300 notes
    "Grace Helbig is one of the funniest, most creative beings on this damn planet and if you don’t read her book and enjoy the crap out of it you simply hate wonderful things."
    Chris Hardwick on Grace’s Guide (via happyhelbig)

    (via gracehelbig)

    — 2 days ago with 2230 notes
    me:*owns 264 unread books*
    me:*buys 17 new books*
    me:*rereads harry potter*<p>GPOY</p>
    — 2 days ago with 125146 notes
    me:watching tv show
    me:looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
    me:misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat
    — 2 days ago with 301536 notes

    nickelodeon:

    nickanimationstudio:

    Chris Hardwick doin his thannnng as Craig on Sanjay and Craig!

    WAIT, HE’S NOT A REAL TALKING SNAKE???

    Brand new episodes of Sanjay and Craig return THIS SATURDAY at 10:30am/9:30c!

    Whaaaaaaaaaaat?!?

    — 2 days ago with 67 notes
    #chris hardwick